I am flower child now. Get over it, mom.
— Lea Seydoux on American films (via aizea)
a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about
— Nina LaCour, Hold Still (via californiagirlwearingpearls)
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
I can verify that this is what happens.
Today my mom looked at me at me really concerned and said “you look really pale, your lips are so white”
I just wasn’t wearing lipstick for the...
I don’t know! Obviously you are far more open-minded than they are :)
Very old. And very kind. And the very, very last… :)
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
Nahh but i wanna! any takers? ye